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                        Mt. Holz Science Fiction Society
                    Club Notice - 05/19/00 -- Vol. 18, No. 47

       Chair/Librarian: Mark Leeper, 732-817-5619, mleeper@lucent.com
       Factotum: Evelyn Leeper, 732-332-6218, eleeper@lucent.com
       Distinguished Heinlein Apologist: Rob Mitchell, robmitchell@lucent.com
       HO Chair Emeritus: John Jetzt, jetzt@lucent.com
       HO Librarian Emeritus: Nick Sauer, njs@lucent.com
       Back issues at http://www.geocities.com/evelynleeper
       All material copyright by author unless otherwise noted.

       The Science Fiction Association of Bergen County meets on the
       second Saturday of every month in Upper Saddle River; call
       201-447-3652 for details.  The Denver Area Science Fiction
       Association meets 7:30 PM on the third Saturday of every month at
       Southwest State Bank, 1380 S. Federal Blvd.

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       1. There was a time that the Medical Department  at  Lucent  seemed
       nice  and  stable with a healthy respect for the mainstream beliefs
       in medicine.  There has been what might be an alarming increase  in
       the number of alternative medicine techniques apparently sanctioned
       by the company.  Members of the medical staff are giving  forum  to
       some  pretty strange ideas these days.  These people are allowed to
       come in and give presentations in our facilities for therapies that
       run counter to scientifically verified medicine.

       I thought things were a little strange when I saw

            Weight Reduction Thru Hypnosis

            The Weight Reduction thru hypnosis program which will help you
            change your eating patterns as you look forward to your weight goal starts
            Tuesday.  The program consists of five (1) hour sessions scheduled optimally
            to lead to the best results. Includes behavioral changes and hypnosis to
            help a person lose or maintain their desired weight.  Fee for the program is
            $125 for the five sessions and includes a hypnotic reinforcement audio tape.
            If interested, please register in the Medical Department HO 1C201 today or
            tomorrow.

            Date:       Tuesday, March 28, 2000
            Time:       12 noon - 1pm
            Place:      HO5G201
            Speaker:    NAME WITHHELD
            Info:       NAME WITHHELD

       I am not pointing any fingers  at  anyone  in  specific,  so  I  am
       withholding  the name of the person who sent these out, but it is a
       major member of our medical staff and  these  messages  are  hardly
       private since they went out to hundreds of people.

       I thought the whole idea  of  endorsing  hypnosis  a  bit  strange.
       Later came:

            BRANDNAME WITHHELD products presented and demonstrated by NAME WITHHELD

            BRANDNAME WITHHELD Magnets are used by millions of people to provide
            relief from discomfort in their bodies, improve quality of sleep, and
            increase athletic performance.  Come see what BRANDNAME WITHHELD has
            to offer you.  Please bring questions!

            Date:  Monday, May 8, 2000
            Time:  12 noon - 1pm
            Place: HO 5G202
            Info:  NAME WITHHELD

       Soon we got to:

            Feng Shui, Astrology and Yoga are three ancient systems for creating
            harmony and balance in our lives.  This seminar will introduce concepts
            from these systems that can help reduce the stress in your everyday life.

            Date:      Tuesday, May 16, 2000
            Time:      12 noon - 1pm
            Place:     Holmdel Mini Auditorium--West Conference Area
            Speaker:   NAME WITHHELD
            Info:      NAME WITHHELD

       Twice now I have sent mail to members  of  the  medical  department
       asking for comment on the change in policy and the request has gone
       unanswered.

       Now I know I am going to get mail from someone  saying  that  their
       maiden  aunt  was  cured of years of migraine headaches by standing
       under a gyroscope and facing Northwest.  And when that  therapy  is
       tested and proves to work, I will think it is just fine.  But until
       Feng Shui has been verified with scientific  method  and  shown  to
       provide  some  statistical  benefit,  I feel a little funny about a
       medical department that endorses it.

       What is really happening?  Well perhaps we  have  a  medical  staff
       that  has  suddenly  decided  that  there  is  something in New Age
       therapy.  I think this is really the next logical  step  after  the
       company  going  to  reliance  Health  Maintenance Organizations.  I
       think that the company is giving their sanction to  these  esoteric
       healers  because  there  are  some  people  who do believe in these
       arcane healing philosophies work and there are not many people  who
       believe in HMOs.  [-mrl]

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       2. GLADIATOR (a film review by Mark R. Leeper):

                 Capsule: The sand-and-sandal epic film  returns
                 to  the  screen  with a tale of one of the less
                 familiar Caesars, the Emperor Commodus.  Ridley
                 Scott   plays   with   the   genre   by  adding
                 surrealistic images and annoyingly tampers with
                 the  visuals  digitally to throw the viewer off
                 balance.  It is original, but the film works in
                 spite  of  his enhancements rather than because
                 of them.  Rating: 8 (0 to 10), high +2  (-4  to
                 +4)   Note:  some  discussion of the historical
                 accuracy  follows  the  main  review.   It  has
                 spoilers.

       It has been many years since we have had a film about ancient  Rome
       of  the  sort we have gotten from Ridley Scott, and in some ways we
       have never had a film like this.  This is  a  sort  of  post-modern
       ancient  Rome.   I  expected  to love the giant battle scenes.  But
       they start early in the film and my eye kept rebelling at  what  it
       was  seeing.   Something  was  wrong  with the images I was seeing.
       Scott has always played with his visual images.  He used  to  shoot
       through  incense to create an odd filtered effect.  In GLADIATOR he
       was doing a lot more.  I cannot authoritatively say what Scott  was
       doing  but  it  looked  like  images  in the background were filmed
       normally, images in the foreground were  moving  more  jerkily.   I
       could be wrong, but it seemed that instead of the foreground images
       being different each frame, they were kept  on  the  screen  for  a
       count of two or perhaps even three frames each.  This is impossible
       to do with normal filming but it is  quite  possible  with  digital
       processing  of  images.  For me the irritation is about the same as
       if there was a buzz on the soundtrack.  I suppose  Scott  may  have
       felt  that it enhanced the mythic effect.  Time and again images in
       the film felt like they had been tampered  with  and  were  somehow
       off-kilter.   Perhaps I was over-sensitive, but it was an annoyance
       that just had to be ignored.

       Of course, Ridley Scott does odd experiments with the visuals.   In
       this  film  he  frequently plays with fog or smoke.  Other times he
       uses backgrounds that look more like postcards than  reality.   The
       film  is  heavy  on  sunrises  and sunsets.  Other scenes play with
       color.

       The film covers the same historic interval and figures as THE  FALL
       OF  THE  ROMAN EMPIRE (1964) and some of the incidents of this film
       are borrowed from that rather than  history.   Even  the  fictional
       character  Livius in the 1964 was carried over as the hero Maximus.
       The emperor Marcus  Aurelius  (Richard  Harris)  is  off  in  snowy
       Germania  where  he  is  in  the  last  stages  of victory over the
       barbarians.  His general Maximus  (Russell  Crowe)  is  "unleashing
       hell"  against  the last stronghold of resistance.  Unleashing hell
       is releasing the kind of power  one  probably  would  have  thought
       required  modern  weapons.  The scene fully justifies the fear that
       most of the world at that time had of the  Romans.   But  the  most
       powerful position in the known world is about to change hands.

       Philosopher and gentle soul Marcus Aurelius wants  to  restore  the
       Republic  that  Julius Caesar abolished.  He knows his son Commodus
       is too anxious for power to restore the republic so Marcus plans to
       name  Maximus  as  his  successor,  entrusting  him  to  return the
       republic.  But when Marcus breaks this news to  Commodus,  Commodus
       murders  his father.  To complete the task he also has a contingent
       of men take Maximus to be murdered and another to kill his  family.
       The  general  does not die so easily, however.  The attempt to kill
       Maximus only leaves him wounded and wandering, then collected as  a
       slave.   The  slave  is  purchased  by a wise old gladiator-turned-
       freeman and gladiator-dealer Proximo (Oliver Reed in his  last  and
       probably  best  role).  The gladiator, now called "the Spaniard" is
       sent to Rome to fight before Emperor Commodus, where  he  hopes  he
       may work his revenge.  Tired of the war, tired of seeing death, and
       disillusioned about the causes he has fought for, the gladiator  is
       sent  to Rome to fight and die in front of audiences anxious to see
       death.

       The plot borrows from THE TEN COMMANDMENTS the  ruler  who  creates
       jealousy  in  his  son  by choosing another as an heir.  It borrows
       from BEN HUR the blood feud of old close friends.  There is even  a
       line  borrowed from THE UNTOUCHABLES.  Of course, there is a lot of
       SPARTACUS and THE  FALL  OF  THE  ROMAN  EMPIRE.   The  major  plot
       elements  are  not new.  But most of what is borrowed is from films
       of the last generation.  And some of what is  new,  like  the  Ken-
       Russell-style surrealistic scenes, seems far more out of place than
       they would seem in a film of modern setting.

       Ridley Scott is a reasonable action director with a good  feel  for
       integrating  actors  with  special visual effects.  Somehow Russell
       Crowe seems out of place in an ancient setting.  It took a while to
       get  used  to  him.   Joaquin  Phoenix  is  actually  a  little too
       dignified and reserved the psychotic Commodus.  For once  an  actor
       could have chewed the scenery and been more faithful to the history
       books.  It seems almost cliche to say that an actor who died in the
       production  gave  one  of  his best performances, but it is true of
       Oliver Reed who finally has overcome the stiffness of  his  earlier
       acting.   Connie  Nielsen  as  Lucilla is appealing, though it is a
       little strange to see the demure actress cast in the role  that  in
       1964  went to Sophia Loren.  Derek Jacobi plays a Senator trying to
       preserve the Senate.  The score by Hans Zimmer is not  one  of  his
       most  memorable.   He is quick to capitalize on a minor location in
       Africa, probably because the LION KING composer is  not  known  for
       his German or Latin musical themes.

       With a few reservations for Scott's visual style this  is  pleasant
       return  of  a  type of film we have not seen made since the 60s.  I
       rate it an 8 on the 0 to 10 scale and a high +2 on  the  -4  to  +4
       scale.

       Note on historical accuracy:

       This film grossly misrepresents the Emperor Commodus  whose  actual
       wacko  quotient  rivaled  Caligula's and Nero's.  The real Commodus
       renamed the months of the year to be his twelve titles so  that  he
       might  be  worshipped  each  month.  He renamed Rome "The Colony of
       Commodus."  He identified himself with Hercules and he would  dress
       for the role in lion skins and would beat prisoners to death with a
       large wooden club.  He would fight in amphitheater as a  gladiator,
       but  would give his opponent a nearly useless lead sword.  Commodus
       would slaughter  animals  in  the  ring,  including  elephants  and
       giraffes.   He  would  behead  ostriches  with  arrows  headed with
       crescent razors.  All this could have been shown in  GLADIATOR  and
       would have been quite cinematic.  Instead he is reserved and almost
       dignified.   As  Roman  Emperors  go,  Commodus  as  portrayed   in
       GLADIATOR might almost have been respectable.

       It should be noted Commodus showed far more tolerance of Christians
       than  his  father  Marcus  Aurelius  had.   His motives are open to
       speculation.

       Eventually those closest to him grew tired of living in the fear of
       his  capricious  displeasure  and  the  immediate  death that might
       follow.  A  conspiracy,  likely  headed  by  his  mistress  Marcia,
       poisoned  his  drink  one  day on his return from hunting.  When he
       fell  asleep  rather  than  dying  a  young  wrestler,   Narcissus,
       strangled him without him resisting.

       Both GLADIATOR and THE FALL OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE, however, have  him
       die in a dramatic sword fight with the former general of the German
       campaign.  In both  that  general  was  also  a  former  friend  of
       Commodus  favored  for  emperor  by  Marcus Aurelius over Commodus.
       Actually Marcus Aurelius had publicly named Commodus his  heir  and
       there  is  not likely to be any historic record that Marcus favored
       anyone else.

       As has been pointed out in the arena the signals were not thumbs up
       or  thumbs  down,  it  was  thumb  hidden  in  fist for life, thumb
       sticking out for  death.   But  the  first  responsibility  of  the
       director  is  to  communicate  hat  is  going  on.   The actors are
       speaking English, but they have to speak the  audience's  language.
       The audience knows thumbs up and thumbs down.

       So there are inaccuracies, but if one  waits  to  the  end  of  the
       credits  the film clearly says that some of the characters are real
       but that the story is fiction.  With that in mind the  accuracy  of
       this film is not at all bad.  [-mrl]

                                          Mark Leeper
                                          HO 1K-644 732-817-5619
                                          mleeper@lucent.com

            A narcissist is someone better looking than you
            are.
                                          -- Gore Vidal